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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

HELP, i won ANOTHER free ipad! i had to kick my son out of the house to fill his room with all the ipads. i’m running out of space to put them. why must i be the one to spot the difference 90% of people can’t? why was i the chosen one


vapor-man:

tiddiemeat420:

where do quicksand take you tho 

The sand world


adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

what… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

what… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire


blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.


whenyoupoo:

prismatoid:

oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium 

wont you stay for a flake or two

whenyoupoo:

prismatoid:

oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium 

wont you stay for a flake or two


earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

image


dogapult:

technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece


spamaohno:

bedhead game so strong you be wakin up lookin like an anime protagonist 


uusui:

c0rnmuffins:

uusui:

emma-relille-tunger:

uusui:

iceland is scary

are those giant marshmallows

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

Seriously though what the fuck are those

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat


skellettes:


sneak peek from 50 shades of grey!!

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of grey!!


sheikofthesheikah:

thelazykorean:

When people say “IM CRYING” are you  really crying?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When people saying “IM SCREAMING” are you really screaming?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When people say “THEY GIVE ME LIFE” do they really give you life?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When people say “LOL” are you really LOLing?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

yes.


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